送交者: 一老中。SR 于 June 23, 1999 05:41:07:
送交者: 一老中。SR 于 June 14, 1999 22:42:51:
畫豬----性向測驗
DRAW A PIG PERSONALITY QUIZ!
It's test time!! -- DON'T CHEAT. THIS IS INTERESTING
幵考啦，別作弊。此測驗很有趣！
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FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ... IT'S WORTHWHILE
請讀說明下面：
Follow the following directions...
跟著做。。。
FIRST, grab a pen or pencil and a CLEAN piece of paper.
首先，准備好一鉛筆和白紙。
(THIS IS QUITE INTERESTING! SO DON'T SCROLL DOWN UNTIL
YOU DRAW YOUR PICTURE.)
此測驗很有趣！所以不要在你畫圖之前不要翻看后面的解釋。
(NO CHEATING NOW.)
(不准作弊)
(YOU WILL FIND THIS VERY INTERESTING, BUT YOU
MUST DRAW YOUR PICTURE FIRST.)
(你會發現很有趣，但你必須首先畫一畫)
On a blank piece of paper draw a pig (yes, the animal).
在白紙上，畫一個豬(對，是那种家畜---豬)
Then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig!!!
然后，請讀下面對你所畫的豬的解釋。
IMPORTANT....Draw your pig FIRST!!
重要提示。。。。請首先畫你的豬！！！
And don't look at the next part until you are done. It won't be fun if
you look first.
在你畫完前，請不要往下看。否則就沒趣了。
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DID YOU DRAW YOUR PIG YET?
畫了你的豬了么？
DON'T SCROLL DOWN IF YOU DIDN'T!! YOU'LL RUIN IT!
別往下翻看！！！否則就砸了。
(Don't worry if you're not the artistic type... just draw a pig, dammit!)
(別在意你是不是有藝術細胞！他姥姥的，快畫頭豬！！！)
The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the artist....
此豬是用于你的性向測試。
If the pig is drawn:
如果你的豬
1) Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
頭朝紙的上方，你是正向樂觀的人。
2) Toward the middle, you are a realist.
頭朝紙的中央，你是個現實的人。
3) Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave
negatively.
頭朝下，你是個負向悲觀的人。
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1) Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates
頭朝左，你是傳統、友善型的人，并且能記得日期(生日等)。
(birthdays, etc.)
2) Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong
sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
頭朝右，你喜歡新事物，活躍。但家庭觀不強，且記不住日期。
3) Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's
advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
頭朝前(看著你)，你直接了當，喜歡當惡人，不膽怯、也不怕
討論。
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1) With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
畫得越詳細，你思前想后，謹慎多疑。
2) With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little about
details and are a risk taker.
畫得簡單，你情緒化，天真樸實。你不太在意細節并且喜歡冒險。
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1) With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a
period of major change.
畫得少于四條腿?你多憂，正在生活的轉折點。
2) With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your
ideals.
畫出四條腿。你無憂，倔強，主意忒正。
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1) The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger
the better.
豬耳朵越大，你越是個好聽眾。
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1) The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life! (Again,
bigger is better... and what about those curls?!!)
豬尾巴的長短說明你性生活的質量(越大越好。。。但那些卷代
表什么呢？)
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So how did you do?????
怎么樣，感覺如何？
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